What movies have not aged well?

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why can't hot girls date ugly guys? I am ugly but I want an attractive girlfriend

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What were some of the unforgettable incidents from your school life?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Goldfinger

If a person stops thinking one or two words in a second or half second means he had stopped thinking for half second?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

A View to a Kill

So I’m getting piano lessons and my teacher wants me to get an upright piano instead of a keyboard. An upright piano is way above my price range, so what do I do? And what’s the difference between an upright piano and a keyboard?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What are some tips for braiding a woman's hair on a date?

-All the bad guys are black.

Live and Let Die

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What is the best way to end a relationship with someone who has future plans with you?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Ah so!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

What is the dirtiest thing you have witnessed your wife do?

From Russia With Love

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

If a guy is attracting a bunch of what he believes to be "ugly" women, is he crushing the dating game?

Dr No

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What are the best ways to treat seasonal allergies?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Moonraker

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Octopussy

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-J W Pepper

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.