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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:39

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Why does cocaine makes me want to dress up and get fuck
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Why do I like to eat my own cum?
No go.
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Are female judges more lenient than male ones?
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
What shocking family behavior did you read about in India?
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
When was the first time you suck on a penis?
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Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
Still no good